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"Dirk Strider, dick rider."
-Ancient Chinese proverb

dickpunch69:

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ohnoitsjojo:

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Evangelion 4.44: A thousand motherfuckers can(not) tell me nothing

We hope you Lefties are celebrating today.

nprchives:


Happy Left Handers’ Day!

NPR’s reporting on left-handedness covers two main topics: the causes of left-handedness and successful people who are left-handed (mostly presidents and baseball pitchers). 

This story, from a special series, Science Outside of the Box, takes an interdisciplinary approach to the question of left-handedness.

NPR’s Jacki Lyden talks to researcher Chris McManus who examined archived film footage of British people waving at the camera to see what he could learn about left-handedness, society, and life in the Victorian era. 

Original airdate 9/22/2007.

I just love how Aradia has this huge smile on no matter what happens

kyrabanks:

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"Oh look John is now calling out Vriska on her bullshit."

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"Oh look, everyone has basically left Vriska."

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"Yeah bitch you better cry I know what you did to my ancestor."

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"I can’t wait to see everyone’s sure-to-be doom."

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I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

dean-has-a-wing-kink:

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

Do it do it

religiousmom:

getting a higher grade than the really pretentious smart kid in the class

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